May 2013
“Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic.”
– Oscar Wilde (via ihatenietzsche)
1 tag
methlabrador:
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
dontwinfriendswithsalad:
can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
benafflacks:
i don’t understand why there are so many pretty men out there and I CAN’T HAVE ANY OF THEM.
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
havingajonfire:
plot twist: greece wins and next year’s eurovision is held in someone’s grandma’s basement
borealisbon:
Adding ‘men in tailored suits beating the shit out of each other’ to my list of fetishes.
4 tags
Think about it you guys, if time travel was real you could never piss off a person with a time machine because they could go back to the year you were born effectively seduce both your parents to marvin gaye come back to the present, marry your parents in a non legal commitment ceremony and then you would have to call them Mom/Pop and they could talk your parents into spending your inheritance on...
kylobe:
sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it
prozacgeneration:
what if next season of himym starts with the girl we saw handing over the umbrella to her friend, the real mother?
2 tags
pansypunx:
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
4 tags
Working to better society as a whole
I’m going to be working recreation at a campground this summer and I’m going to have a douchebag whistle that I’m going to blow when kids are acting like assholes so I can shame them for behaving so poorly.
It’s like dog training but instead of them pissing everywhere I’m going to keep them from being misogynistic, racist, bullying little shits.
thoseforgottenlovers:
has anyone ever read the parental guide for labyrinth because
if you feel lonely i have one tip for you. end...
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
So we have really crappy razors that barely work and scrape away skin and hurt but I didn’t discover this until I had shaved one armpit so long story short I’ve been walking around with one shaved armpit for a week in tank tops and nobody has noticed~
