Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic.– Oscar Wilde (via ihatenietzsche)
methlabrador: whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
dontwinfriendswithsalad: can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
benafflacks: i don’t understand why there are so many pretty men out there and I CAN’T HAVE ANY OF THEM.
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
havingajonfire: plot twist: greece wins and next year’s eurovision is held in someone’s grandma’s basement
borealisbon: Adding ‘men in tailored suits beating the shit out of each other’ to my list of fetishes.
Think about it you guys, if time travel was real you could never piss off a person with a time machine because they could go back to the year you were born effectively seduce both your parents to marvin gaye come back to the present, marry your parents in a non legal commitment ceremony and then you would have to call them Mom/Pop and they could talk your parents into spending your inheritance on...
kylobe: sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it
prozacgeneration: what if next season of himym starts with the girl we saw handing over the umbrella to her friend, the real mother?
pansypunx: my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
Working to better society as a whole
I’m going to be working recreation at a campground this summer and I’m going to have a douchebag whistle that I’m going to blow when kids are acting like assholes so I can shame them for behaving so poorly. It’s like dog training but instead of them pissing everywhere I’m going to keep them from being misogynistic, racist, bullying little shits.
thoseforgottenlovers: has anyone ever read the parental guide for labyrinth because
if you feel lonely i have one tip for you. end...
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
So we have really crappy razors that barely work and scrape away skin and hurt but I didn’t discover this until I had shaved one armpit so long story short I’ve been walking around with one shaved armpit for a week in tank tops and nobody has noticed~