I’m just starting to watch House of cards and ….
my crush on Kevin Spacey is strong and embarrassing don’t look at me.


gravityballs:

SEASON TWO IS GONNA BE GOOD I CAN TELL

gravityballs:

SEASON TWO IS GONNA BE GOOD I CAN TELL

(via hiddles-kun)


tkohl:

American anti-capitalist poster, 1938.

tkohl:

American anti-capitalist poster, 1938.

(via blackmagicalgirlmisandry)


autisticmerrill:

powerburial:

if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not

(via genginger)



I had a dream I was on a crime spree across the country robbing banks with Brad Pitt and Christoph Waltz and Trevor Philips were my crew and Brad blew someones arm off with a shotgun and we were like BRAD NO THAT ISN’T HOW THIS GOES DOWN!!

?????






ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

(via liamdryden)


Four years ago when I was a sad teenager with dismal prospects I was laying around complaining because I had nothing to do and my brother was like “I just finished this game? Do you wanna play it? It’s kinda cool, it’s like being in The Lord of the rings and fighting battles with a ragtag group. and your love interest can be a Prince or a elf that sounds like the nasonex bee”

and that was my first impression of Dragon Age ✨


me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen

What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.